It wouldn't be a self-respecting Hollywood hoedown without a nipple slip mid choreographed dance routine.
TV hits Rake, Time Our Lives and Wentworth lead the nominations charge.
The ABC must think twice, though, before hacking into Lateline, 7.30 or certain radio programs. Quality news and current affairs are not simply a cost, easily measured by their ratings.
Somewhere in the bush, three indigenous Australians are having an argument about belief - the young man is cynical, the young woman is not, an older man plays peacemaker. Tempers flare under a sky of spectacular stars and then... all three are suddenly abducted by aliens.
Author Graeme Simsion's off-kilter love stories have connected with audiences from Albania to the top echelon of US society.
West Coast ball magnet Matt Priddis has polled 26 votes to win the Brownlow Medal.