Mwahahahaha.
With Justin Rake on holidays this week the responsibility of justifying one's South West Football League tips in full falls to me.
Coming last in the 2014 tipping competition, I am currently in third and struggling to believe it.
Here is my take on round four of the season and I welcome your comments on Facebook to tell me I'm wrong if you disagree.
I can take it, I promise...
This game is a surprisingly difficult one to kick off the round with.
Towards the end of last season this would have been a comfortable 10-goal victory for the Tigers but this season it is a totally different story.
The Lions got over Bunbury in round one but have failed to fire since, losing to Harvey and Donnybrook.
South Bunbury suffered close losses to Carey Park and Eaton but then got a thrashing at the hands of the Bulls.
I am known as a Tigers fans but I think the fact they have held their own for three-quarters against stronger teams could give them an edge here.
Look for Ben Jerez to continue to impress while Lion Ashley Thornton will be out to hold onto his title of league leading goalkicker after a haul of seven goals in round three.
Tip: South Bunbury
Margin: 8 points.
As a polar opposite this game should be an easy tip for everyone to get right.
Carey Park are yet to lose a game and, as predicted by many in the know during the pre-season, look the real deal for a tilt at the premiership.
Meanwhile Bunbury are yet to win a game with their young side and will find the Panthers far too strong.
This game could be a field day for Carey Park's goal kicking machine Matt Martin.
A blow-out is on the cards and the Nani Family Cup celebrations could last long into the night at Kelly Park.
Tip: Carey Park.
Margin: 85 points.
There is no disputing that confidence is up at the home of the Bulls.
Harvey scored a very dominant win over South Bunbury having taken the cross-town derby honours the week before.
But now they get a true test of their development and if they can keep the margin to a couple of goals it would be as good as a win for them.
On the other hand we have Busselton who after years of threatening to become a league-leading side, finally stood tall and put the rest of the competition on notice with a dominant win over Eaton last weekend.
This is the win the Magpies faithful have been crying out for and they will all hope it is just the start of things to come.
Justin suggested in this week's sliding doors that Harvey could pull off an upset but I'm not so bold as to tip it.
Tip: Busselton
Margin: 18 points.
Here is another game where the winner seems fairly obvious.
Much like the Crows and the Power, I am always upbeat about the chances of the Collie Eagles when they are at home, but playing away is a different story.
The side is clearly missing their captain Matt Blackford and are not doing enough with the ball when it is in their hands.
Meanwhile, the Boomers aim for a three-peat was going along really well before Busselton put a bump in the road.
The Eaton boys will be keen to atone for that mistake by locking away an easy four points and a percentage boost.
Tip: Eaton
Margin: 40 points.
Donnybrook... what to say about Donnybrook...
The Dons have had a great start to the season, are three-from-three and have emerged as a genuine top five chance.
But Augusta-Margaret River will prove to be a bigger test.
The Hawks were comfortable winners over Bunbury in the wet last weekend and worked the ball around the ground with a skillful efficiency they just did not have last year.
They are not back to their premiership winning best of a few years ago but there a clear signs that things are improving in Margaret River.
I'm tipping the home side in the hopes they can do me proud and help me close down the tipping margin.
Tip: Augusta-Margaret River.
Margin: 12 points.